Best hockey names of all time

[Banx]

Here's a few of the BEST hockey names of all time:

Louie DeBrusk
Per Djoos
Rumun Ndur
Bubba Berenzweig

There's TONS more, so please add to the list! To me, nothing is funnier than hockey names.. I could laugh forever at these damn things!

[bigm16]

HAAKAN LOOB
HANNU JARVENPAA
PETRI SKRIKO
ILKA SINISALO

Just to name a few

[Bullwinkle]

Cincinnati Mighty Ducks...Cory Pecker. There was an article in the local newspaper a couple of weeks ago that he has a really good sense of humor about going thru life with a last name like that!

[DavidJacques]

Louis Berlinguette in the 20's with the Habs

[Unregistered]

good one with pecker.. say him play in the ohl back in the day..

Artem Chubarov
Fred Knipscheer
Mika Alatalo
Aanti Allto (sp?)
Andy Brickley
Michal Pivonka
Ralph Intronaovo

lets hear some more...

[reebokkid]

Frank Pietranglo

Harry Neale once said "How many goalies do the Pens have in there, one or three!" Frank Peter Angelo

[theo]

Jim Playfair
Larry Playfair

[bigm16]

OGGIE OGALTHORPE

[Unregistered]

bigm16 i was just going to post ogie,good one.

[elroy]

adam foote
bruce shoebottom
michael peca

[Banx]

Ogie Ogalthorpe doesnt really count since he's not a real hockey player.. and lets see something a little more creative than larry playfair.. thats a pretty normal name..

Bruce Shoebottom
Dody Wood
Link Gaetz

more along those lines

[wexy]

Originally posted by theo
Jim Playfair
Larry Playfair


Larry Playfair played fair ; only 111 PIM in 699 games :)

[wexy]

Larry Goodenough
Good enough for 22 goals 77 assists for 99 NHL points ;)

[bigm16]

The question is best hockey names, does not say about real hockey names. I see this kid who is a 12 year old pee wee in Winnipeg. His last name is Floppy, and he is a goalie.

[lynn]

I like:
Link Gaetz
Genaddy Razin
Beau Frtiz


and then there is the local

Hawgood is Greg? Used to be Prettygood but Notasgood now!!!!!!

[theo]

Peter Leboutiller
Shaun Fairweather
Joel Kwiatkowski
Mariusz Czerkawski

[zkytek]

Some good names are

Dave Snuggerud
Daren Puppa (I always got a kick about the 2 playing together in Buffalo)

and

Fedor Ferorov (Looks like ma & pa ran out of original names)

[FLYER75]

Here's a few good ones:

Cleon Daskalakis
Emanuel Viveiros
Ari Haanpaa

[lynn]

this is the best iv'e found:
John Winstanley !!!!!

[Unregistered]

Mike Krushylniski (sp?)

[Unregistered]

garth butcher...

[mario98]

Frank McCool
Baz Bastien
Harry Hap Holmes
Andy Atkenhead

a few goalies from the past

[Calisse]

Boby Haché
Munt Sunualité
Itord Lamoppe
Robert Bionikelle
Josh Osebergskipet
Eirik Irgens Punctis
Tutue Rubikalleo
Amin Mass
Amonbofils Calder
Ajang Azachi (is a girl)

[Jo Blo]

Léo Labinne
Bertrand Bellecabine
Jay Lamerdeur
Nemo Laphoque
Brad Boutineux
Jay Gratté
Bob Lameloche
Passi Kilomasse
Jays Craché
Take Haché
Jo Bine
Zarlez Zalaspiki
Carl Stomper
Pousse Patro
Qui Pet

[Unregistered]

As Mike Myers said in an NHL on FOX commercial promoting the 1995-96 playoffs, 'One of poetic names in hockey, Jeff Beukeboom!'

Jay Schmidt

[justsomeguy@videotron.ca]

The Hershey Bears once iced what was the most dangerous defence team of all time, Larry Zeidel and Howie Young. A teammate, who considers himself lucky to have survived practices with them told me that they referred to the two as Zorro and Sir Lancelot.

[Unregistered]

My favorite names:
Chico Resch
Miroslav Satan (should be traded to New Jersey and given No. 6)

[the best]

Those players was one of the first players how played in NHL.

Jonny SanViagra

Câline Labbinne

Ornaud Lamoppette

Caron Latexes

Bob Google

[Bob l' Éponge Carré]

Coup don Calisse té tu el frere a Jo blo

[YYZ]

LA Kings goalie...Christobol Huet (sp?)

[Théo]

Christobal Huet is a french name.
What's the problem with that?

[Unregistered]

There was a coach for the Leafs, in the 60's I believe, whose name was Punch.

[Unregistered]

GEORGE PUNCH IMLACH LED LEAFS TO 4 CUPS AS A GM AND COACH.

[Unregistered]

Bill Quackenbush

[Unregistered]

I can't believe no one has mentioned: Steve YZERMAN. His name is hands down the coolest I've heard a famous person have. Even the way it's spelled is extremley cool with the 'z' and all.

[rhyno13]

Willie Mitchell

[nyranger2001]

Zarley Zalapski

[GrasValley]

What's so great about Yzerman's name? There are so many more animated names out there like Punch Imlach, Jarkko Ruutu, and Branko Radivojevic.

[Theo]

Zeppi Zago

[jom]

Bob Gassoff - St. Louis Blues

jom

[Poutine La Masoneau]

Zigmund Palffy!

[Unregistered]

Originally posted by Banx
Here's a few of the BEST hockey names of all time:

Louie DeBrusk
Per Djoos
Rumun Ndur
Bubba Berenzweig

There's TONS more, so please add to the list! To me, nothing is funnier than hockey names.. I could laugh forever at these damn things!

[Divit]

Bronco Horvath

[JPliszka74]

Paul Dyck

[Math]

Valeri Zelepukin

[jo blo carré]

jo blo carré

i don't no were is the fix maj

[jo blo carré]

hi toto
hot dog
awertuiopoka
jo blo carré

i don't no were is the fix maj button

[mws16]

Brad Bombardir

[Gus]

Steve Buzinski

His nickname was "The Puck Goes Inski"
Greatest nickname of all time, next to "Don't Panic Yanic" Perrault

[Theo]

What's so funny about Yannick Perreault

[Theo]

Dave Lylyk

[Unregistered]

The All-Exclamation Team

Brian Bellows
Kevin Haller
Harry Howell
Douf Mohns
Stephane Yelle

[Unregistered]

The All-Spice Team

Herb Brooks
Basil McRae
Ryan Pepperall
Bob Dill
Bill Root
Brian Lavender
John Sorrel
Floyd Curry
Moose Sage

[Poutine La Masoneau]

Somebody gets THN!

[BladesFlyGirl]

I like Bates Bataglia's name
or
Paul Scorer
Jeff Fancy
Yutaka Fukufuji
Tyler Findlater - a goalie

[thecalvin]

It may not have an odd speeling or funny wordplay....but the best hockey name EVER is, hands down, Yvan Cournoyer...


EEEEVAAAHHNN CORRRRRNWWWAAAAAAYYAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

[Theo]

Sunshine Romerio

[Unregistered]

Two that I love are Zarley Zalapski and Bart Crashley.

[Urgh]

Vancouver Canucks 1972 draft pick:

Ron Homenuke

Played in 1 NHL game.

[cjmblues]

i like the players that live up to their names' meanings:

fuhr-- leader
roy-- king
lemieux-- the best
lafleur-- the flower
lafontaine-- the fountain (of points)
messier-- savior
holmstrom-- doorway

other good names:
cooney weiland
graham drinkwater
dion phaneuf (Flames prospect)
dino ciccarelli
mickey mackay

[Unregistered]

How about:


Lou Franceschetti
Les Kuntar
Gaston Gingras

[Mathieu-Félix Légaré]

Eric St-Pierre

[Axon]

OK. Rick Nash must play for Nashville, Martin St. Louis must play for St. Louis, Miroslav Satan - of course for NJ Devils. :) Marty Turco - for Turkey national team. :)

PS: Zelepukin is rather funny name even in Russian.

[Unregistered]

Joel Baillargeon

[HockeyAutographsDotNet]

Parris Duffus
Peter Taglianetti
Kyosti Karjalainen
Nikolai Borschevski
Aki-Petteri Berg
Zdeno Ciger
Enrico Ciccone
Bengt Gustafsson
Steve Junker
Rick Knickle
Yevgeni "John" Namestnikov
Stanislav Neckar
Krysztof Oliwa
"Pokey" Reddick
Harold Snepsts
Peter Sidorkiewicz
Brian Skrudland
Ryan Vandenbussche
Jon Van Boxmeer
Jarkko Varvio
Vladimir Vujtek
Vesa Viitakoski
Darcy Wakaluk

[Unregistered]

How 'bout former Detroit Red Wings and Kansas City Scouts defenseman: BART CRASHLEY.

[Whonos]

The best name in hockey by far is Winstanley

[Unregistered]

Robin BigSnake and Colt King

[Phil Parent]

Michael.....THUNDER.....RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDDDDDDDE EEEERRRRRR!!!

[Goalie88]

here's 2 goalie names from the DEL league

- Christian Cretin
- Guido Titzhoff

now, that's funny

[salty]

butch deadmarsh
bart crashley
shane belter
len frig
ed dyck
pete laframboise (raspberry)

[bruinsfan]

Radek Bonk

[eecliff]

Jordin Tootoo

He wore # 22 in Brandon to bad he did'nt wear # 22 with the Predators..

ee.....

[gb447]

My two faves:

Radek Bonk
Roman Hamrlik

[Theo]

Arnaud Hudon-Turgeon
Antoine Audate
Alexandre Bertrand

[Unregistered]

Virgile Lamotte
Ichi Destacs
Jay P/t/

[Unregistered]

Ipu Trop
I Fourremoins
Ye Coince
Sa Sens
Sa Pus
Ye lai
Ye gai
Aki Lamoto
Rennis Lepenis
Rejean Leglant
Froggy Mange-grenouille

[BucsWeb]

You gotta love Miroslav Satan. If you were on the ice, and someone had the word Satan on their back, wouldn't you feel a little intimidated?

[kmurr317]

mike peca
mike johnson
jim wiemer


jim carey since he is the funniest man alive but was a suckbag goalie for the bruins

[eecliff]

He wasn't much of a "Net Detective" now was he...LOL
But he did get to inspect a lot of rubber !!

ee.....

[Unregistered]

lightbody

[AndrewAinscow]

Dan BOYLE
Matt COOKE
I forget the OTHER ONE

[MakelaVMT]

Tommi Paakkolanvaara
Ville Varakas
Tero Paappanen
Jussi-Mikko Makkonen

[AndrewAinscow]

Oh yeah... Dan BOYLE
Matt COOKE
Charlie SIMMER

[Unregistered]

Bob Beers...played with Boston Bruins in the 80's and early 90's. Very poular jersey at games back then with fans and beer vendors.

I also love Satan...if he could go to New Jersey someday and wear #13 would be great.

[phildo]

Bullwinkle stole my thunder, as my favourite *hockey* name is Corey Pecker.

In an interview with one of the commentators from the Score, in Toronto, she told a story about one night her co-workers at the station dared her to use the line "Pecker pokes it through the 5 hole" when doing the Junior highlights. She said just that and apparently they had to cut to commercial pretty quick.

Another suggestion for a good name, that I didn't see, Pat Jablonski. Whenever our goalie let in a soft goal in road hockey, he would be dubbed a Jablonski for the rest of the night. Good times......

[gb447]

Warren Skorodenski....sounds like scoreagainstme

[unregistered]

Everett Sanipass is a quality name

[Unregistered]

Sam Bullows, can't stop laughing at that name!

[JDH73]

former canucks draft pick JOHN LABBATT (guy has his own beer)
Kevan GUY
Craig COXE
Bill ROOT
Bill KITCHEN
Mike KITCHEN
Chris VALENTINE
Michel PETIT

[Unregistered]

mike peca
buzz cockburn
bryce cockburn
nate cockerham
harry dick
paul tittman
jim tittmore

[GrasValley]

You really like sex related names don't ya?

[Unregistered]

Thank God there are no Mongolian hockey players in the NHL. This is their national team roster from a few years ago, and no, I'm not making this up (the last names are first) Even crazier, the average height of this team: 6-3

AYUSHBAATAR, Baterdene
MUNKHTULGA, Bold
BYAMBASUREN, Naidansuren
ERDENEBAYAR, Luvsandagva
NYAMBAYAR, Chinbold
BOLDBAYAR, Bayajih
TSOLMONBAYAR, Oyuunbaatar
NASANBOLD, Khangaijalbuu
ALTANGEREL, Ichinnorov
ARIUNBOLD, Baasan
BATTULGA, Enkhee
BATHUU, Hashhuu
OYUN-ERDENE, Boldbaatar
ALDARBAYAR, Dashnyam
CHIMEDOCHIR, Ochirpurev
MISHIGSUREN, Namjil

[Theo]

Robin Big Snake
That young guy is playing in the WHL

[ES84]

Originally posted by Axon
Martin St. Louis must play for St. Louis

Few years ago saw this in boxscore:
"Tampa Bay bench penalty served by St.Louis"
Would have been funnier if game had been against St. Louis, it wasn't.

Remember also Dallas Drake and Dallas Eakins. I also remember player named Scott Boston. Don't remember whether he played in NHL or not, but he was Tampa Bay's player in 1993.

About playing in right club, at least Finnish can think that Joffrey Lupul plays for right club (Anaheim Mighty Ducks)

Louie Duck is Lupu in Finnish, so only one letter missing.

More funny names:
Joe Dziedzic
Damien Surma
Steven Halko
David Emma
John Tanner

Last four are funny for Finnish.

But the best name what I have heard is still Frank McCool.

[Unregistered]

How about Sergei Krivokrasov?

[Todd_Bertuzzi_44]

Duff Dick

Pretty funny name!

[Unregistered]

Actually the name is Dick Duff but it's still a funny one. He must have been picked on a lot as a kid.

[Unregistered]

Jonathan Cheechoo

[Unregistered]

Jean-Luc Grand Pierre

[Unregistered]

Ruslan Fedotenko, Martin Erat, Pavel Datysuk

[Ralph Slate]

Bart Crashley.

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=1147

[George Booch]

George Booch
Lirraque lootch
Mario lemieux
Ifflakuta Toto
Zirrazine Zanouk
Baby Fiouse
Ukavenla Rutavine

[Unregistered]

ADAM DEADMARSH
AL IAFRATE

[PenguinsFan40]

Marquis Mathieu
Matt Murley

[Unregistered]

In Jr.A hockey in the late 60's or early 70's there was a kid named Bob Channel. Everytime the Hamilton Jr. Redwings played he would be in the lineup. The commentator was Norm (someone). He was the voice of the JR. Redwings. He was on CHCH TV. He would always say and here is Channel 11. A pass to Channel 11. You get the picture. I think his career ended with a right hand from Denis Potvin of the Ottawa 67's.

[Unregistered]

Miroslav Satan,its funny cause he has a satan goatee and moustach.
Steve Passmore,and hes a goalie
Kieth Carney,well he lives at the carnival
Ron Tugnut,It funny because hes out with a groin injury

[Unregistered]

Lou Francescetti
Zarley Zalapski
Radek Dvorak
Radek Bonk
Darren Puppa

[Unregistered]

Jussi Markkanen
Dan Blackburn
Jocelyn Thibault
Filip Kuba
Jordin Tootoo
Jonathan Cheechoo
Craig Conroy
Maxim Afieneganov
Roman Lyashenko

[Unregistered]

Nieminen
Niinimaa
Numminen
Nurminen

Is this what happens when cousins marry?

[bluejackets6145]

i say rick nash and nikolai zherdev are the best players, as you can tell by my name i love the bluejackets. and rick nash is leading the league in goals . nikolai zherdev has got to be one of the best stickhandlers in the league

[bluejackets6145]

i also think jody shelley is a great player too. 61 nash 45 shelley

[Theo]

The question is what is the best name not the best player.

[hockeyfan2000]

what about link gaitz . stu grimson . tony twist paul coffey and i think there was a hockey player named kelly fairchild and kelly buchburger as well prb not spelled right.........

[Unregistered]

any one ever think of
Ron TUGNUT
Darcy Wakalak
Dick Cockburn

[Unregistered]

any one ever think of
Ron TUGNUT
Darcy Wakalak
Dick Cockburn

[jo blo carré]

eshila carrote
epu bleu
sapudan place
ouchnibatov ripoussenoutov
oues joblo
zaseruioguerasenaminabusy deritlaoidadibibi
epète for
grama fiouse-alot




jo blo carré

[Hab01]

Michael Ryder, Francis Bouillon.

[hullsgirl]

Willie Trognitz
Alf Handrahan
Dave Inkpen

[Portuguese_Hockey_Rules]

How about John Madden the hockey player and Paul Martin the hockey player.

[Habnadien]

It seems like we keep repeating names. So how about former NHL goalie Peter Ing. I think it's a funny last name.

[Unregistered]

Dave Inkpen
Galen Head
and Per Olav Joos

[Unregistered]

bon jour les amis

[Komets Fan]

From The Old I.H.L
Mark Izzard
Steve Lyon (Had Huge Red Afro)
Paul Tantadini
Len Ircandia
Chris Pusey

[GregC]

Radek Hamr
Dustin VanBallegooie
Tapio Sammalkangas
Keli Corpse
John Blue

[OILERS ROCK]

How about Steve Passmore (the Blackhawks needed to listen to his name). Also Goalie Steve Shields. Another weird name can be Oleg Tverdovsky. Even Patric Kjellberg or Ryan VandenBussche or Jean-Luc Grand-Pierre . I think Passmore is the best though. I think my team needs to Passmore.

[Unregistered]

Steve Heinz------number-------57 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bob cocker
Valli pekka catola
peter tailanettii
Steve Smith
Glen Anderson
Wayne Gretzkey
Gordie Howe
Wet Stained Croch
Soiled pants
Wally cant score

[bAnThAmC]

Stefan KESKI-KUNGAS

Mark VERSTEEG-LYTWYN

Zbynek KUKACKA

[bAnThAmC]

Dustin WHITECOTTON

[serge & mario]

ex - Baltimore Skipjack - Bennett Wolf .

[Hab01]

Bob Boughner
Stacy Roest
Manny Legace
Espen Knutsen

[Unregistered]

Robin Big Snake

I love is name!

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=62616

[Unregistered]

Unfortunate named players:
Andreas Wanker (played in Italy)
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=77071
Jamie Crapper
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=20824

[Unregistered]

Hakaan Loob

Garth Butcher

Stan Smyl

[OILERS ROCK]

1987-88 Bracknell Bees BHL 26 105 100 205 64

I don't think many people made fun of Mr. Crapper

[Unregistered]

I don't know if it's been said but

Harold Snepsts iz a gud one

[situationmoron]

Dave Keon for the leafs

[Unregistered]

I haven't read all of the posts, but somebody had to get Zarley Zalapski in there. What about Roman Hamrlik, Janni Niinima, Igor Ulanov, Bernie Ferderko, Jari Kurri, Tuomo Ruutu, Jyrki Lumme, Matias Timander, Jariomir Jagr, Joe Juneau, Oilie Jokinen, Blair Atcheynum, and Reinhard Divis.

I don't know if any of those are misspelled I was just pulling them out of my head.

Here's hoping to seeing some NHL hockey in 2005!

[situationmoron]

Lonny Bohonos , Turk Broda , Bobby Clarke , Bill Derlago , Billy Mosienko
Butch Goring , Ron Hextall , Ed Belfor , Reggie Leach , Mike Leclerc
Bill Ranford , Terry Sawchuk , Carey Wilson

and last but not least the great protector Dave Semenko
just to name a few

[Unregistered]

Gary Oldfield


good one with pecker.. say him play in the ohl back in the day..

Artem Chubarov
Fred Knipscheer
Mika Alatalo
Aanti Allto (sp?)
Andy Brickley
Michal Pivonka
Ralph Intronaovo

lets hear some more...

[Unregistered]

Kari Takko

[Trotz]

Glen Featherstone
Wayne van Dorp

[Unregistered]

I have to post them

Les Kuntar
Benoit Brunet (means Brownish)
Sergio Momesso
Adam Foote
Steve Shields , the best name for a goalie
Charlie Huddy
Patrice Brisebois (means wood breaker)
Dave Babych
Rico Fata and Ryan Kraft playing together in Pittsburgh , the cheese duo!

[Amy917]

Fedor Federov is another good one.
I'd love to have my first and last names just three letters apart.

[Sum 41]

Fedor Federov is another good one.
I'd love to have my first and last names just three letters apart.


Well four

It's "dor" and "der"

[Unregistered]

Jyrki Seppa

[Unregistered]

olaf (olie)kolzig

[Unregistered]

How about Fred Sasakamoose

[roaddogg02316]

Cleon Daskalakis

[Robban]

I cannot understand ... all these posts and not even one have mentioned

VALERI SEE-THE-PUCK-IN ... eeeehh ... ZELEPUKIN

[Tretiak]

Cam Neely

Vladimir Konstantinov

Tony Twist

Radem Vrbata

Zigmund Palffy

Radek Dvorak

Kelly Buchburger

Vyascheslavs Fetisov

Zarli Zalapsky

[Unregistered]

Merlin Malinowski -- worked his magic for the Colorado Rockies

Kevin Krook -- it's a crime he only played 3 NHL games

Willie Trognitz -- WHA player

Harvey Poon -- U of Alberta a few years ago

Sergei Shitkovsky -- Russian Superleague

[Tretiak]

Gerald Diduck

Dino Cicarelli

Donald Brashear

Oscar Asmundson

Wendel Clark

Vic Teal

Lorrain Thibeault

Larry Trader

Pascal Reaumme (sp?)

Jamie Langenbrunner

Jeff Beaukaboom



And to my second favorite goalie ever, don't know why, but I always loved his name...fit him perfectly..

Mike Richter

[Unregistered]

Bruins Prospect Wacey Rabbitt A Real Speedster

[Unregistered]

2 Words..Peca Radicellio (Flames)

[Unregistered]

rich parent

[Unregistered]

Jordin Tootoo

He wore # 22 in Brandon to bad he did'nt wear # 22 with the Predators..

ee.....

Greg Johnson already had 22, so Tootoo took 55 because "it looks like 22 in the mirror" (yes, he actually said that). Also, his birthday is February 2nd or 2/2, how great is that???

I think the greatest thing ever would be if Christian Backman changed his first name to Jarrett, then the Blues would have Barret Jackman and Jarrett Backman. It gets no better.

[Unregistered]

Maxim Bets

[Unregistered]

olie kolzig.

[Unregistered]

how about **Harry Dick** who played in the 40`s

[Unregistered]

There's some minor goalie for anaheim who;s last mame is wall.

[geezette]

Like an earlier post. I loved goaltender Fukufuji. Another favorite is Robert Snowball. Can you really say Wacey Rabbit?
Or, does Wacey Wabbit happen instead? Pitty the poor announcer.

[Unregistered]

how about Quackenbush?

[pickett93]

i have a really funn radio skit that includes about fifty names if anyone wants to here it send me an e-mail at picketto4@hotmail.com
it is extrmely funny
Lonny Bohonos i love the name and the play was great too

[Unregistered]

Binghamton Senators goalie KELLY GUARD- What a name for a goalie

[Unregistered]

I've never been able to spell Curtis Leschyshyn without looking straight at it...

[Unregistered]

Gotta say that Zarley Zalapski, Darren Puppa, and Tony Twist are probably my all-time favorite names.

Ruslan Fedotenko is an okay one
And just about anyone who has ever suited up for Nashville (Bob Boughner, Drake Berehowsky, Jan Vopat, Blair Atcheynum, Pekka Rinne, etc.)
If only Garth Snow played for the Avalanche.

[Unregistered]

Pecka raticellio

[timofei5]

tuomo ruutuu
glen featherstone
mitch fritz
colin pepperall
angelo espsito
steve junker
bill goldsworthy
bill kinkel
kirby law

[D.J.]

Fedor Tyutin
Henrik Lundqvist
Maxim Kondratiev
Dmitri Afanasenkov

[ran_man]

How about this? There is a player who plays for the Manitoulin Islanders of the Northern Ontario Jr A league called.....JOHNNY JOHN-GEORGE!!

[Unregistered]

I don't know if anyone mentioned these guys, but Wayne Van Dorp and Jim Fahey sound semi funny.

[hockeychick08ab]

Cammi Granato
Katie King
Jenny Potter
Angela Ruggiero
Tricia Dunn-Luoma

[Unregistered]

Duvie Westcott is pretty funny

[Unregistered]

I may have missed it but what about Morris Titanic from the Buffalo Sabres?

[Unregistered]

I Find : Joe Sakic
Steve Yzerman
are awesome and play well (play makers)

[hooverhound]

yellowhorn
tootoo
cheechoo
bigsnake

[Sum 41]

Ilov Dog!!!

[radconjohn]

Jack and Jeff Brownschidle
Bill Butters
Hnat Domenichelli
Chris Kotsopoulos
Jack McIlhargey
Dale Smedsmo
Mickey Volcan
Orest Kindrachuk
Orland Kurtenbach

[Ke11iente]

Maxim Afinogenov

Say his last name real fast like you're playing catchphrase.
There ya go.

[druce26]

Steve Bozek
And I think my kid had the Uwe Krupp once

[lafleurfan10]

punch broadbent
punch imlach

[happyman]

how bout...
seppo reppo
and jryki seppa

[Doodlebug]

Can't believe I didn't find these two here:

Jarmo Myllys
Jukka-Pekka Seppo

[SWIN2011]

Here are a few that I came across:

Jeff Beukeboom
Ken Baumgartner
"Pokey" Reddick
Denise Potvin
Marty McSorley (fitting name)
Nick Fotiu
Alex Tanguay
Teemu Selanne
German Titov
Pavel Datsyuk
Jari Kurri
Jim Cummins
Ron Tugnutt
Wayne "Weiner" Brown
Paul Coffey
Olli Jokinen
Jordin John Kudluk Tootoo

[IceTigersFan]

Funny thread.

How about this one:

Bear Trapp
http://eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=16686

[USMCNixox]

If no one has mentioned Goldie Goldthorpe, the life inspiration for Ogie Ogilthorpe.

My $0.02

[Junction Monster]

OK. is this subject for nicknames? or given names?